I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
i think a pirate just stole the rest of our fucking beer. what an appropriate costume.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
The bad news is that I stole all your drugs. The good news is that ITS KICKING IN!
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