i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Starting to realize that fucking everyone I come across isn't the most... "adult"... coping method.
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