what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I just bought Christian paraphenilia at Borders for my dad's bday. I had the urge to tell them it wasn't mine, like I was buying laxatives or a dildo
Hahahaha. You probably would have been more comfortable buying either of those than what you just bought
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
just had Stella and stale goldfish for breakfast under the watchful eyes of an inflatable cactus and 5 llama pinatas. Cinco de mayo success!
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
Randomize
