So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
as she was beating the hell out of his ex, she screamed prison rules, and smashed her head with a beer bottle. I'm oddly afraid yet so attracted to her now.
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
My liver just had a heart attack.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
Can't. Busy recovering from the worst pulled muscle of my life that I got either from excessively acrobatic boning or carrying a huge fucking ice luge down the street while wearing 4 inch heels
A cop may or may not have seen my bare ass against the moonlight within the past hour
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
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