So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
I'm actually pretty neutral about a lot of things. I'm like Switzerland with a penis.
Just smoked a bowl with the exterminator. I think my day is more productive.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I think I'm going to add the date I dumped his sorry ass as a life event on FB.
I think that's justified.
He may not be fully over his current wife yet. But wait until I show him my tits in his office at the end of the day tonight.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
Dude she's from Moscow. I feel like I'm cheating on America.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
Life should not be this hard with a dick this big.
You poured 151 in your eye, ran face first into a tree, fell down, then threw a lawn chair at the dog...all before passing out in the hallway and pissing yourself. There is no way to redeem yourself.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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