last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
Call me when your ready for an explanation about the ham in your vagina.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
I've realized that I'm going to have to wake and bake every morning to make it through the summer without killing someone. This is ridiculous.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Tell me why i'm looking through my medical records and the last thing it said about my labor was 'vagina was explored'!?
I would like you to know, a bag of cheese cubes just attacked me at work.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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