fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
Welp, she's chewing our paper towels again. She's like an obnoxiously hot puppy
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
All I remember is running out of the bathroom with one shoe on and the other in my hand. Pretty sure I was yelling as well.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Never thought I'd say this but I just want to go home, ice my balls, and pop a Vicodin.
I can feel the fear and stress bubbling in my stomach. Or maybe that is the pregnancy.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
I got a letter from the home owners association saying its against policy to have sex on the trampoline.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
I dont think I should be allowed to pick my own boyfriends anymore
I think I used my NERF gun during sexual roleplay. Need to re-evaluate my life choices.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
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