okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
Wow i just got reported to security for being a homeless person trying to break into the library.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
she had a concussion and she still scored nine points higher than me on the midterm
My roommate's all sad and is crying and the chick I want to bang is in the room and Nic Cage is on fire. What the fuck.
How big of a disservice to the economy would we be doing if we didn't drink every day holiday break?
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Now with the essential back story, I can empathize. Sorry about your beer and butthole.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
My ex's girlfriend just invited me clubbing. Guess who won the breakup?
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