You told her the u were going to wrap your dick around her neck and start her like a lawn mower. thats why she left.
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Bathrooms are cool, I think Im just gonna hang out here for a bit.
Also there's a dick sized hole in my tights...should I be worried?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
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