her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
Ohh man do you know how awkward it is to keep eye contact and have a normal conversation with someone while their hand is in your vagina?
the lady next to me just sniffed my hair, smiled, and then fell asleep. I almost started crying from that kind of creepiness
don't cry, we can learn from her
Its not that I don't mind giving her as much as my penis as she wants, its the post sex cigarette I have to supply. Shits $9 a pack.
Put a tip jar next to your bed from now on.
Your good ideas are reason #4 we need to live together.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
She almost killed me. The shot she handed me had tacks in it. Wtf?!
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Nothing like coaching 5 year olds with a bunch of visible bruises from last night's drunk bondage sex.
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