her orgasm sounded like a fucking walrus crying.
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
how do i tell him I'm always in the mood without sounding like a slut?
If a video of someone that looks like me banging that chick on the hood of her car in some parking lot suddenly shows up on the web... let me know, I gotta see how that turned out.
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
I feel that my cleavage set an unattainably high bar for 2013.
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Dude your life.. At your sugar daddies house sending nudes to your fwb
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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