I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
The chance that I have herpes may have made me find god
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At second job interview this week. Wearing pants to hide pole dancing bruises. This my life.
I need to throw up and die. The order doesn't matter. I feel like shit
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
There's nothing wrong with using cocaine to keep my heart rate up in my fitness class.
I was giving you head in the kitchen, and when I looked up you were eating a quesadilla.
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