"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Omg you had literally better be on fire, drowning, and being crucified all at the same time to be calling me at 7:30 in the goddamn morning.
Only you would get a date out of getting hit by a car
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
You do realize how pathetic it is when the woman who does your bikini waxes has seen your vagina more than I have
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
I never woulda thought that back in kindergarten playong kickball that'd i'd be 24 getting plastered in front of the white house and winning a kickball championship in a young adult drinking league
i out mim tonsoeep
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