omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
She woke up 3 seperate times, each time she had a look of pure terror on her face, she had no clue where she was.
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
i wish i had a super power and that that super power was shooting out mdma from my fingertips or something
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
I have to be more responsible. I've dropped three lighters into my bong today.
How on earth did you break your wrist?
I went into someone's yard so I could pee and I found a tireswing
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
Tell me that I didn't just get ash in my Russian and just mix it TF in bc who cares and life has no meaning.
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