Hey kate, how is it?
sloppy...it's emily. kate just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped her. we're leaving.
You don't think I'm weird or immature right?
No I think it's cute we had sex on your Bob the Builder sheets
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
Stop giving guys blow jobs because you're no good and it's messing up my sex life. Word gets around & then they think it's me and don't believe me when I say I have a twin. Learn to stuck dick right.
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
considering I just took 3 shots of fireball I don't think I'm coming back tonight. also the hulk just walked in crushing beer cans on his forehead
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
and i walked downstairs to find my brother using nunchucks, and making the appropriate noises. i simply asked "why"; his reply? "why the fuck do you think?". i love my family.
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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