so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
That reminds me...we need to get swords
My dad is drinking wine out of a measuring cup. This explains so much.
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
I told your dad we had a nice lunch and hung out for awhile. It seemed more appropriate than "I had a bite of his canned chili and then we ripped each others clothes off."
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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