hotel room ftw
We walked past a group of guys in front of a bar last night and they claimed, I quote: Wow, we'd actually have to work for that.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
take the plastic off of my new air freshener and i'm not going to eat you out for a month.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
He walked into the bar with a pineapple and they served him AND the pineapple
I have post one night stand depression
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Leave it to my mom and I to turn the hearing into a drinking game.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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