he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just to update you. I am dead. So your probably gonna have to find a new roommate
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
It's getting harder and harder to fake orgasms as I get older.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I remember eating bacon bits off your chest that night... I'll never look at bacon pizza the same way
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
I see more hoeing in ur future
If work found out I was using THEIR paper to write Karate Kid fanfic I'd never hear the end of it.
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