sooo i think when i get back from rothbury i should probably take a pregnancy test
but you would be showing by now. i'd just save the money and wait for a large crap in 6 months that starts crying. then you'll know.
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Clothes are such an inconvenience.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I woke up at 4 am. Literally pissed. No idea what happened. I could have fucked a cow.
I'm reliable. I always make it home. I always throw up in the street too.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
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