My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
She called me her ex's name in a supermarket. How boring am I that she livens up shopping by thinking of another guy?
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
Does he not understand that naked slip and slide needs supervision after dark?!
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
is there a reason blood came out of my hair in the shower?
head injury at diner. you headbutted the wall a few times because it got in your way
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Apparently "I licked it so now it's mine" doesn't apply to people
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think you're overestimating how drunk I was
You said your pillow felt like the ocean...
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
you can't just call dibs on my vagina bro.
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