We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
I am unable to type or say "unprotected, receptive anal sex" with a straight face. clearly, HIV was a poor research paper topic choice.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
She had YOLO tattooed on her ass. Like, one cheek said YO, the other said LO. Even I can't handle that level of hot mess.
Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
For some reason she gave me a handjob. It was all very confusing
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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