No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just criticized a porno's use of editing. Film school is ruining me.
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
I asked her politely not to touch my dick
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Currently at a bar observing the mating patterns of drunken people in their 60s. This is hilariously terrifying. Hope he has Viagra.
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
i think i just lost a toe
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
My disney ticket is covered in lube, do you think they will accept it?
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