forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
Thanks for not stopping me when I decided to call my mom at 2 in the morning to ask her where I was born
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
Guess who isn't pregnant with a random sex ocean baby?!?!
He said he loves me but he haven't eaten me out yet. So I don't think he means it.
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
Why the fuck was I face down on the floor with you mounting me like a horse anyway? I'm so confused
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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