I woke up because I was nodding to the dream question of "would you like a sombrero?"
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
NC is no longer selling 190 proof Everclear. We are officially no longer the greatest state.
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm not even 100% sure what it is, but if it involves Thor and Doritos, I'm in
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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