He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
I woke up five hours later with a mouthful of Jimmy John's while clinging to my sandwich.
He sent me a 7 minute voicemail of him playing wonderwall on the acoustic guitar I'm not even kidding did he seriously think that would work
Mom just referred to a 9 year old as "this bitch", so I'd say day drinking was a success.
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
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