Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Why does Corona taste like a burp?
me and this guy in my office just exchanged an "i saw you at a drag show last night" look as he passed by my desk.
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Just to clear things up. I did not walk in on him jacking off to your facebook profile.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
He left npr on the whole time when we were doing it. ironic that i lost it on the 100th anniversary of the titanic. thanks michelle norris.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
When he opened the car door the whole thing fell off. Even that can be forgiven via his monster cock.
SO DRUNK
PUKED IN DRIVEWAY
TELL PARENTS SORRY
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
Randomize
