in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
i just watched a video of two girls fucking with a banana and i thought of you.
i hate you
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
Wow anytime a scalper has i need tix written on the back of a franzia box thats a trusted seller
My freaking DENTIST just commented on my hickies. Through the novacaine I managed to mumble 'It was my birthday' and she smiled knowingly.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Someones grandma was rubbing my back. I'm way too high for this.
Nothing quite says Coachella like me doing high yoga in the middle of a field by myself
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
When you wear a dress that resembles the shape and color of Kirby to a wedding, you get the attention you deserve.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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