hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
I feel like I would bang a guy with a dick piercing just to say I have...like climbing a huge mountain or somethig
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I was sending him tit pics while watching how to train your dragon 2. It was everything.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
Then, even the devil himself would be scared of us. And we'd be bestfriends with Jesus. He would love us.
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
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