so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Dude, its flawless. what could go wrong?
Jail. That could go wrong.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
I was masturbating and a roofer walked past my bedroom window.
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