Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
is it sad that i can honestly say it was the best birthday sex i've ever had and it was still terrible?
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
Update... last night a man tried to bite my ear. I think he swallowed my pearl earring.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
Well for decently drunk, in the woods, last-person-i-should-be-hooking-up-with sex, i thought it was pretty good.
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
Omg in one week, two guys with their own names tattooed on their bodies had their tongues in my mouth. Self loathing shall commence now.
if anyone asks you the platypus in my bathtub is a gift...thats all anyone needs to know
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