not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
Valentine's Day is now to be known as Tacos and Orgasms Day.
They tricked me into going into that room by saying we'd smoke a bowl and then they all proceeded to have an intervention with me about my love life.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
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