No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
As girls, Bert & Ernie are not very bangable costumes. At least not by who we'd want to get banged by.
I was kidding. But I promise you I'd still find us the most eligible bangables, even if we dressed up like a dumpster and a prom night baby.
if you do the accent, i'll wear the eyepatch
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I was having the most awesome dream about onion rings and you hit me and told me to stop touching you...WTF?
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
This isn't good. I can't find my mom. This is why we don't give her Fireball.
all of these bad things happened because I didn't bring a shower beer.
All the doctor said was why
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
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