Tonight was fucked up. First my mom called me and told me I had to go to the bar to pick up my dad 'cause he was drunk. Then when I got there my dad was doing a body shot from this lady who happened to be my 1st grade teacher. By far the most awkward car ride home. Idk if I should tell my mom or not.
he just stuck his car key in my belly button, made car starting noises and pretended like i was revving my engine?
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
I've been to his house multiple times since that night and I STILL can't find my bra. And he says the hot tub ate my thong.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
He said he’s shouting let’s get this bread the first time we have sex...
He’s very straightforward
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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