normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I definitely ripped a mole off of her back in the process
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
But the ghost of his schlong past haunts you
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Just watched my roommate stuff a sandwich in his pocket because we're out of paper plates.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
I do not mind being torn from the first touches of sleep to see a man who looks like that
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
I don't know how guys can take themselves seriously when they see themselves naked
on a scale of one to ten where does vomming from being hungover during a professionalism lecture fit
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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