Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
I just don't see what's wrong with carrying a water bottle around.
It's not the bottle. It's the fact that you're drinking wine out of a sport bottle at 9 am.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
Maybe why that's why I'm perpetually single... I can't find a guy with bigger balls than mine.
Just try not to have a boner when you're giving your best man speech, it will really kill the vibe
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
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