just sold my soul for a pack of cigaroos. little do they know they got the short end of the deal. suckers.
apparently the 911 operator took drunk dialing waaayy too seriously
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
mid puke you looked up at me and asked if it was your turn to sing
Oh and I found some acid for the drive back to school, productive day
Don't ask how or why, but I think the 775 on the inside of my lip is permanent
I said:" get your jacket, get your beer and get the fuck out of here"
Firing someone with a rhyme is the new high point in my life.
It's like a toaster oven for my penis
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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