I understand Curling. That high.
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
traded hat for shot of whiskey. lovah yo life. only ADVENTURE NOW. OH GOD IT WENT TO CAPS LOCK
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
No no no no no no.... That's my emergency bottle for when I realize I've hit rock bottom
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
To give you an idea, there's a group upstairs trying to break down a door with their fists and heads.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I give up. I can't handle that class sober any longer. I have an army of whiskey shooters for the next three weeks. Wish me luck.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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