I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
they are using this drunk girl like a spin the bottle in the hot tub, whoever she lands on she makes out with.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
I slipped on a piece of pizza last night and when the bouncer helped me up I told him the garbage can pushed me.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
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