dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
handjob tips. give me some.
Fat lady wearing Shape Up's. I would feel bad making crude comments, but she has to know it's coming.
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
She called to say she's single and blow job season is back.
I told her that I was going up to my room to lay in front of a fan without pants on, watching Avengers and she still wanted to get with me. I have to marry her.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
I called to inform you I may or may not be getting laid tonight ...
On cleanup... i've counted 94 solo cups so far.. oh, and i found a miniature top hat in the microwave
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