No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I'm sorry I dragged a dildo (on a leash) into your room last night.
We had to go visit his dealer in the hospital to buy some weed.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
I had sex in the bed of a guy who owns a house last night so I feel like this is a significant step up from car sex in the parking lot of a library
FIVE TIMES AND I HAVENT GOTTEN OFF ONCE
literally yelled NOOOO right before he finished .. yelled “five times and I still haven’t gotten off” when he was still inside me ..
Said “don’t worry I’ll get myself off tomorrow” to top it all off
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