well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
Just so you know I would totally fuck you. Does that count as a feeling?
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
I just remember dedicating a shot to me giving you head so it was obviously a good night
This is what my life has come to. Drinking champagne alone yelling at the dog because no one wants to hang out with me
i've created a new STD.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
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