when im bored during the day i often think, what do people who dont get high do with their day.. i came to the conlcusion that everyone must be getting high
I couldn't tell if he was hitting on me or if he was just mentally challenged.
i never realize how drunk i am until i start using people as human stripper poles
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
I have a vague memory of you tryin to ride a unicycle through jimmy johns
I just remember her dragging me inside in a panic saying we needed mentos and popcorn I have no fucking clue how we ended up asleep in her closet.
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just had sex in the room next to my parents. Heading back to school ASAP.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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