youll never guess who i didnt fuck at that party
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
I already banned bobbing for apples. While drunk that's just drowning near fruit.
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I'm definitely not going to be able to fuck him high. I won't be able to not laugh at his man boobs
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
What is the best medium with which to say, "Happy Birthday, I'm having your abortion"... Cake? Card?
Randomize
