You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
my phone vibrated itself into my puke bucket and literally sizzled. you'll have to reach me at this number for a while.
How's your Sunday morning ritual of shitting and throwing up at the same time going?
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
Don't bother coming over to clean the mess. I already paid two kids 5 bucks for it, just didn't tell them you peed all over the place. You do owe me 5 bucks though
I haven't gotten it in awhile but since spring break is next week I'm willing to have a pregnancy scare if it means no bleeding through the suit
Yeah wouldn't want it to interfere with beach sex. Nothing should interfere with beach sex
My jeans are ripped and her glitter was all over me.. My walk of shame looked like I fucked a unicorn last night
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
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