Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
When you're a bigshot ER surgeon and I'm a starving artist, I want you to remember who held your hair last night.
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
Randomize
