Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Now that I've quit blow, I think I'm allergic to my cat....
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
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