Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
He just bought a 100-pack of condoms of Amazon. My vagina is already tired.
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
due to concerns over safety, the theme of the 'naked fondue party' has now been changed to the 'naked fondue party with optional apron' please b.y.o.apron. extra prizes for most creative apron.
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
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