ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
Okay: Whipped cream, vodka, and a trampoline. This will either be really great, or really tragic.
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
Never let a one night stand shower at your place. My razor, lotion, and brush disappeared. #girlcode
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
look, im sorry that i yelled at your little brother, threw my car keys at him and smashed a stale cookie with a pool cue, but i swear to god i didn't poop on the floor. it was one of your dogs.
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