why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
he used his one phone call on me and it said "you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the montgomery county jail".
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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