He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
she uses eco-friendly sex toys. she is the literal definition of a hippie.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
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